Renting a bike when on vacation can certainly be a ton of fun. But, like many things in life, sometimes you learn best by experience–of what to do and what not to do when renting a bike.
We went to Italy in 2009, and had a fabulous time. While we were there, we decided to spend a day out and about on a bike, and what bike do you rent when in Italy? A Ducati, of course.
These certainly are pretty bikes, and look great. There’s just something about a red motorcycle, yes?

But, honestly, after riding on the back of a BMW R1200 GSA? This bike is very, very uncomfortable for a passenger, in my humble opinion. You can’t see it in the above shot, but we were riding the bike with the top case. The passenger seat on a BMW has handles next to the seat. The Ducati’s? They are behind the seat.
When you are hanging on for dear life heading through Italian traffic, holding on to handles with your arms at that angle for hours on end? Not comfortable. Not in the least.
So, in my estimation, Rule #1: Know the bike you are renting.
This was certainly a pretty bike, and very Italian, but I would have been far more comfortable (physically and mentally (if you have ever been through Italian traffic, ‘mentally’ will make sense)) on a BMW. If I have my way, any bike we rent on vacation from this point forward will be a BMW.
Next, you need to feel comfortable about the company from which you will be renting. We did the cursory check, and the shop seemed fine. However, upon our arrival, the bike had not been set up for 2up, even though we’d made that clear when we made the reservations and rented the bike. Andrew made the needed adjustments on our first stop that morning. Not a big deal, but…it did say something about the overall attention to detail.
So, Rule #2: Research the heck out of the place, and make your expectations clear. It might seem obvious that when riding 2up you’d expect the bike to be set up for 2up, but saying so takes another element of guesswork out of the equation.
If you are renting gear, ask questions about that too. We were assured that there would be no problem finding equipment to fit me. I’m pretty tiny, but most of the jackets I’ve tried on have had European sizing, some of which are too small for me. So, we assumed we’d be okay.

Twisty roads.
The jacket I rented was quite large, and didn’t quite fit right. I tried not to think about how ill-fitting gear probably wouldn’t be as protective when hurtling around the twisty corners in Italy.
Rule #3: When renting gear, especially overseas, check size availability if it might be an issue. Those of you with typical/average sizes probably don’t need to worry. Pfft.
Finally, Rule #4: have fun no matter what. You are on a bike and on vacation! How awesome is that?
Even if your guide does say that the only thing worse than carrying luggage is having a passenger. (Oh, yes, he did.)
Setting that aside, the rental place did get us reservations at a fabulous restaurant. Traveling the roads in Italy, on a motorcycle, with a terrific dinner afterward? Priceless.

Dinner, yum.